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Jul 8

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.

- Jean de La Fontaine, Fables

(Source: goodreads.com)

Jul 4

The best defense is a strong offense,and I intend to start offending right now

- Kirk, Star Trek - The Empath

The people who invented the twenty-first century were pot-smoking, sandal wearing hippies from the West Coast like Steve, because they saw differently.

- Bono, Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love.

- Robert Fulghum, True Love

(Source: goodreads.com)

Jun 5
“Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”

“Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?”

“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”

ilovecharts:

Mathematical breakdown of Pizza
(thanks to Melbourne University Mathematics and Statistics Society)
-inversedichotomy 

ilovecharts:

Mathematical breakdown of Pizza

(thanks to Melbourne University Mathematics and Statistics Society)

-inversedichotomy 

How to Not Kill a Cyclist.

Gobble gobble

Gobble gobble

The aftermath of my failed platelet donation this weekend.

The aftermath of my failed platelet donation this weekend.

#include <beer.h>

#include <beer.h>

Total Recall

I liked Total Recall up until the end when the oxygen making machine was activated. Then all I could think about was how the alien machine had lousy biometric palm recognition

You know, Rick, I have many a friend in Casablanca, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust.

- Ugarte, Casablanca

There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.

- Bjarne Stroustrup

Moebius bacon

(Source: blog.imabug.net)

Less marketing douchebaggery.

More Tanks.

- The Oatmeal

(Source: theoatmeal.com)